Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 21, 2016
February 20, 2016
February 22, 2016
Transcript:
Arlo: If we rolled all our loose change, we'd have enough to retire!
Janis: That's a wonderful idea, sweetie! Our problems are solved!
Arlo: I hate it when my worrying and my dreaming get all mixed up!
I use so little cash that I have almost no loose change. Everything goes on the frequent flyer card and gets paid off at the end of the month….Grandchildren the other end of the country :-)
I remember seeing Arlo talking with co-“workers” around the office water cooler, but not for a long time now. Also, You never think you have enough $ to retire. B ut you will retire one day so don’t worry about it….
Because of chronic hip pain, I’m on the mildest form of morphine….There is no high, But I notice that dreams are very vivid, and I slip into them easily….Unfortunately they are just mundane dreams…You know, buying stamps at the post office type of stuff….Surer are pretty, though…..
Every once in a while I’ll dream of a new hit song, or the funniest joke in the world. Until I wake up, and then it sounds like the stupidest thing in the world.
I remember once I was trying to figure out how to do something at work and kept hitting one problem after another. One night I dreamed about the problem and came up with a brilliant solution, the next day I practically ran to my drawing board to apply the solution, and immediatly forgot the whole thing.
hawgowar over 8 years ago
Maybe if you hadn’t bought a schooner you never use or visit…..
Steven Wright over 8 years ago
Retire from what exactly? It’s been so long since I’ve seen Arlo go to work I thought he had retired already.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
I’m tired enough, already. Do I really want to be re-tired?
scottie4851 Premium Member over 8 years ago
We save our spare chang for vacations. It’s usually just enough to cover our bar bill. Sigh!
sbwertz over 8 years ago
I use so little cash that I have almost no loose change. Everything goes on the frequent flyer card and gets paid off at the end of the month….Grandchildren the other end of the country :-)
ARLOS DAD over 8 years ago
I remember seeing Arlo talking with co-“workers” around the office water cooler, but not for a long time now. Also, You never think you have enough $ to retire. B ut you will retire one day so don’t worry about it….
Varnes over 8 years ago
Because of chronic hip pain, I’m on the mildest form of morphine….There is no high, But I notice that dreams are very vivid, and I slip into them easily….Unfortunately they are just mundane dreams…You know, buying stamps at the post office type of stuff….Surer are pretty, though…..
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Every once in a while I’ll dream of a new hit song, or the funniest joke in the world. Until I wake up, and then it sounds like the stupidest thing in the world.
patlaborvi over 8 years ago
I remember once I was trying to figure out how to do something at work and kept hitting one problem after another. One night I dreamed about the problem and came up with a brilliant solution, the next day I practically ran to my drawing board to apply the solution, and immediatly forgot the whole thing.
TheBigPickle over 8 years ago
All… the… time…