Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 25, 2016

So she has to fight her way through crowds. She is physically fit enough to do it.

Yeah, people have gotten soft….Nobody wants to wrestle for things anymore…

Is there anything Arlo won’t do for Janis

Someone shot and killed another person last night over a parking spot at a Walmart. (Sorry for the tweet-style post)

After that left elbow strike/block, Janis should have lead with a right palm strike/block. More leverage that way!

That’s close to being domestic violence.

So she used to be a champion Black-Friday-Shopper, but now does her BF shopping online, so has to get her crowd-shopping skills done on Arlo.

Last panel’s not ‘til Cyber Monday. But then she’s not employed.

Why do people buy into this “black friday” crap anyway? It’s all commercial manipulation.

I don’t miss fighting the crowds at all! Just a bad past memory now.

Lunch at our favorite Thai place, “Fantastic Beasts”, and a happy hour with FSM. No shopping.

And that was the best offer Arlo’s had in six months.

You couldn’t pay me to do Black Friday!

At least American retailers aren’t as cynical as Canadians — holding the sales before Christmas when people are wanting/needing to shop. In Canada the sales are held on Boxing Day so retailers can dump the crap they’re left with after the “holidays.”

and yes, Janis is going to do her shopping on line — it’s the shoppers’ wrestling matches she misses.

Foreplay.

iowonian

Yes, most religions have feasts, but they also have fasts to remind believers of their obligations to others.