Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 17, 2018

Arlo has the look of a man who doesn’t own a chainsaw.

Was Janis afraid it would run away? How much wood could an Arlo chuck if an Arlo could chuck wood?

With my wife, it’s spiders. To her, they all look like escapees from “World without End.”

My wife has cried “Huge Limb” many a time. Bless her heart. And yes she knows that the distance between the last joint of my pinky and the tip of said finger is not 6 inches. ;-)

tornadoprevention said it all. See you tomorrow. ;o)

You are all missing the point! He DOESN’T BELIEVE her until he sees for himself. It doesn’t matter if the observation is important or inconsequential. My husband does that to me constantly, it is wildly frustrating.

Not a smart move, Arlo, you’ll pay for that! As long as he has been married, you’d think he’d know……..

I’d love to find a huge limb down in my yard. Being retired, I’d get the tractor, chainsaw, chipper, etc. and spend an enjoyable day making noise.

Hmmm, mayhaps Arlo is living in the NC mountains

Down on the ground, there is no danger. The time to have worried was when it was still hanging on the tree ready to fall.

or “big spider”

See? Sexual innuendo can seep into anything or any situation…

Husband will do this sort of thing to me. He knows that if I say there is a problem and I will know more about it than he will, there is a problem, but there will be “20 questions” anyway.