Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 25, 2019

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    Sisterdame  almost 6 years ago

    She knows, Arlo. You snored…

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    Nachikethass  almost 6 years ago

    Oops!

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    david_42  almost 6 years ago

    It’s 3 am, I’ve been awake since 1:15. Did all of the “sleep hygiene” bs. Tried a different room, etc. Still awake.

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    Shirl Summ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Yeah, i get the story from my better half also. I finally started sleeping in another room. Still love the man, but he’s like sleeping with a hurricane.

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    jonesbeltone  almost 6 years ago

    Good save, Arlo.

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    Going Nuts  almost 6 years ago

    Doesn’t take long after becoming empty nesters to become separate nesters.

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    waltermgm  almost 6 years ago

    From “Consequences” (Godley & Creme) : https://youtu.be/Pw2r0D3WPPU?t=44

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    DaveQuinn  almost 6 years ago

    Have you noticed that HER lack of sleep is because of Him. Maybe she had a headache, wasn’t feeling well, who knows? Guys are not ALWAYS to blame for a woman’s issues. Us guys take far too much blame for a woman’s problems, and that is not right. Sometimes a woman issues are something not related to her husband at all. Maybe it is HER issues. Stop bashing males all the time.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 6 years ago

    My house.

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    samfran6-0  almost 6 years ago

    My dear one snored so loudly that I wore earplugs to bed. He has since passed away. I would love to hear that “sweet” sound once again. Do not complain, find solution.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    He slept well, she didn’t.

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    MCProfessor  almost 6 years ago

    I have nerve problems that causes random jerky motion of my arms and legs. In bed it drives my wife nuts. I have offered to move to our other bedroom, but for some reason she prefers that I stay with her.

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    whenlifewassimpler  almost 6 years ago

    Sounds just like me on those rare nights I sleep….ahhhh blessed sleep if only I were young again….

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    Mikaele Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Old joke about a man and a woman . . . . his offer, her honor . . ." and all night long it was ‘off-her and on her’"

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    mafastore  almost 6 years ago

    I have never slept through the night. As a child I was a bed wetter and now wake at any pressure to run to the bathroom. In addition a few decades ago I fell two different times on my right knee – the second time pulling off the skin on the front of it. It healed (no doctor visits) but since then if I fall asleep on my right side – I wake within 45 minutes with my knee in pain. Having lost around 70 pounds over the last decade or so I can no longer sit comfortably as I lost a lot off my bottom (doctor calls it “bony ass” – and no, cushions are of no help, I just stand a lot, including reading the newspaper at the kitchen table and while we are out – people get so upset if you won’t sit down while waiting in places) and I also can’t sleep for any length of time on my back due to same (and if I do sleep on my back I wake with sore throat as I breathe through my mouth). That leaves my left side – but sooner or later I have to turn over from that also. So every couple of hours I wake to turn over – for some reason I no longer turn over while sleeping.

    I presumed that I snored at night as I know I did when I was young. One morning recently when I woke I told husband I might be getting a sore throat as my throat hurt when I woke. he told me that I had been sleeping on my back and snoring. I asked him “don’t I snore all the time?” and I found out I don’t. Luckily the throat was due to how I slept and the snoring.

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