Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 15, 2020

Foul on Arlo for holding….and holding….and holding…

Well, it’s an indoor sport. But they play it in the summer Olympics.

Bad Arlo! Bad!

Winter Rules, you’re allowed to improve your position without penalty.

Tweet! Technical foul!

He just wanted an excuse to fondle her chest.

is that a version of double dribbling?!

She just juked him and it’s the only way he could stop her from scoreing, some one must be embarrassed.

I’d like to see the referee’s had signal for the “boob grab” foul.

Janis, “winter rules” means that you can commit a testicle foul and get away with it.

I think she is referring to the quaint olden custom of yore when basketball season was spring, baseball season was summer, football season was fall and hockey season was winter. Now they overlap to the point that there are no seasons anymore at all.

Isn’t grabbing her by the mammory glands a foul????

No, Janis. It’s really about “big, strong man” rules.

Shh…

Its not a foul, if it is your significant other. If it is your neighbor, it is a technical foul. 2 shots and loss of possession. Rule book #1

You should know he’s gonna hold any chance he gets.

A very personal foul…

My ‘winter rules’ are much like my ‘summer rules.’ Plenty of groping.

He’s got a pass.

In warmer weather, he prefers shirts vs. skins.

No, it’s a “fore”…

Jeez Louise . . . none of you people can spell.