Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 19, 2020

I didn’t know Aunty had kids.

Why didn’t Aunty lock the dadgum door?

It’s where she keeps her wine.

That’s just loos talk, Aunty!

This is one strange woman – doing her business with the seat up..

My dog has to “supervise.” But I suppose that’s fair. I watch when he takes a dump.

That old keyhole lock might be part of your problem, mommy dearest.

“This meeting will come to order! Mom, gavel noise please…” ♨ ☺

I somehow thought Auntie was older than someone who would have a 5-year-old.

Waitaminnit, where’s the cat?

If you put the seat down before you sit it’ll keep your butt dry.

They got past you air defenses?

Same with my dog! I live alone so I leave the door open. They sit there watching so I ask them if they want a bath and they take off!!!

My mother installed an extra lock on the door.

you need to lock the door when you go to the bathroom.

My cats do that, too!

Yes that’s me and my pets