Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 12, 2020

Haven’t lifted yet?

Better “exercise” your options first, Aunty!

Gym? Bah. I get all my exercise running away with picanic baskets.

You’re supposed to rest between sets?

Long enough to not interfere with your gin and 5L box wine sets, dear Aunty.

What is this “Gym” you speak of? “In a galaxy far, far away. . .”

The nearest I ever gotten is someone named Jim

Wooo, start slowly, Aunty, don’t want to overdo it. Half pound weights are a good starting point.

If you can swing those plushly padded hips over the edge of the bed each day, you’re ahead, old girl. Leave well enough alone!

Aunty, it’s safer to not even start. Don’t take chances with your health!!!

“How long are you supposed to rest between gym sets?” – Depends on what channel the gym TVs are tuned to.

Whatever my Physical Terrorist tells me to rest. As soon as I get back to it – the gym is closed due to COVID-19.