Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 11, 2021

I’m a very quiet person.

You’d be like Forest Gump. You’d never stop.

I would be miles ahead of you.

If only you ran your brain.

I’d be in fair shape. Unlike Aunty, I have a functioning filter.

Meanwhile, British seismometers are flickering off the charts as the mountains shake on Aunty’s pectoral muscles. :-O

It’s called verbal diarrhea, Aunty.

You would be a marathon runner without peer, ma’am.

Yup.

And you shoot it off so much, it’s a wonder you have any lips left… ☺

I’m surprised you don’t knock yourself out. You need a cargo strap to tie them babies down.

If I had exercised that much, I’d have made Schwarzenegger look Puny.