Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 12, 2021

Guilt trip!

Don’t confess to any thing until you hear what you are being accused of.

I heard you cackling in drunken stupor. It was so loud that I could hear it halfway across the world.

Nothing

The fun really starts, when you hear what it was that you allegedly did!

If you can’t remember, then you must have had a good time.

Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations

Guilty conscience, old girl?

A lot of noise and screaming.

“Tell me what you know, maybe it will jog something…”

When the grocery store cashier asks me “did you find everything you needed?” I always say “Why? Did you hide it?”

Mostly the same thing I have done for the past 52 weekends.

A crime spree in three states…

Maybe you’ll like their version better.

I sat on my butt at home and played on the computer. Then I sat outside and read. Then I went to bed. This happened Friday night, Saturday and Sunday.

I have to Kill you now. You know more than I can allow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFFtotcpj1w