Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 21, 2021

I think they call that de-alcoholised.

I can’t stand wine, so One Zero is just fine!

I drink zero coke.

Surely you jest!

That, like alcohol-free beer, will be a bit of a let-down, Aunty.

The heck with Coke!

I only like Coke Zero if it’s one of the flavored ones. I don’t care for the regular, although I’ll drink it if it’s all that’s available. It was all I could get in Portugal.

Aunty, obviously your quest has been unsuccessful. There’s no doubt, though, you won’t give up the search.

You can dial back the calories or you can empty another box of wine. Not both.

What’s the difference between Diet and Zero Sugar???

Calorie free or guilt free.

I think that’s called water, Aunty.

Everclear is a brand name Auntie is looking for.

It comes in your choice of 120, 151, 189, and 190 U.S. proof.

It also makes a great Hand Sanitizer or can be used as a base for fantastic Marinades. (As a Marinade, the Alcohol pulls the Flavors out of the spices and deeper into the meat very quickly.)