Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 08, 2022

that’s for 2023 I presume?

That should be enough to make her sizzle.

Amen.

The heat makes my hot flashes from fibromyalgia worse.

The only reason I go outside anymore is to mow the lawn and to do a little gardening and watering. In 50-plus years I have been cutting our lawn(s) many factors have changed: I am older and much heavier; there’s a lot less area to cut and it’s flat; although I don’t have a riding mower anymore, my walk-behind mower has power drive.

Taking all those things into account, I have puzzled why I’m so tired and have sweat so much after after cutting much less. Well, Aunty has here “cut the Gordian Knot” on that question: It’s hot and I’m fat, and 50 years older … dummy!

A sphere is nature’s perfect shape. It has the greatest volume for the least amount of surface area.

Body volume produces heat. Body surface area radiates it. So, the closer to spherical you are in shape, the hotter you will be.

The body’s thermostat is in the brain. Blood going to the brain has to go through the neck. So get that hair off the back of you neck and let it cool off. You will feel cooler if up put a cold compress to the back of you neck.

But heat renders fat

that’s okay, auntie – we’ll start without you…

At 90 pounds definitely am not fat but have turned 74 today so definitely qualify as old and have no desire for outside events!

Well Aunty, one out of two ain’t bad. FYI, your not Hot!

me too, aunty..me too

Hey Aunty, I’ve seen much worse.

Where were you in May???

The heat will eventually go away, your fat not so easy!