Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 20, 2023

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    bakana  12 months ago

    Because J Edgar did not Like Women.

    Just wearing their Clothes.

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    seanfear  12 months ago

    there are two meanings for “find” here I guess: a) Discover something that did exist, and b) Make up something that didn’t exist before. This said, I think they do have women there anyway so they are good at both already, Ip resume.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 12 months ago

    Why, indeed. Machismo, ego, testosterone poisoning, pick any combination.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  12 months ago

    Fraternal Boys Institute

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    Farside99  12 months ago

    Federal Bureau of Instigation and Intimidation (unfortunately for the good men and women who joined).

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Then she should be able to find out why.

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    PraiseofFolly  12 months ago

    When I was in Second Grade and asked my father what “FBI” meant, he feigned a serious expression and said it meant “Fat Bellied Irishmen.” (Who was I to know otherwise?) It just so happened that not long after, my teacher asked our class that question, and I proudly raised my hand with that answer! (—

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    DM2860  12 months ago

    Because the FBI has to keep what they find out a secret.

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    ……and they never forget!!!!!

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    dflak  12 months ago

    When I got into the Air Force, I needed a security clearance, so the FBI was asking all my former neighbors and my ex-boss about me. They were all sure I was under suspicion of some crime.

    The FBI spent several weeks interviewing people. This is about two weeks longer than they were allowed to vet Supreme Court justice nominees, and there was no restriction as to who the FBI could talk to.

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    assrdood  12 months ago

    Why do FBI agents always wear sunglasses?

    To protect their FB-eyes.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 12 months ago

    At one time I tried to apply to the FBI. After a few questions, I had to accept that I could not be hired. They required people to be at least 5’8". That was one way to keep out most women right there. They have probably dropped that limit by now, but after I got off the phone I was livid that they could have a restriction like that.

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