Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 23, 2024

What are those? Oh, right. They’re what I have to wear to the doctor.

Street clothes. Mine are getting huggy.

She and her day clothes have both seen better days.

Someone else put their clothes in her closet.

Aunty, better that you tear yourself apart from them, than they tear themselves apart over you…literally! :D

Pants with a zipper…horrible to contemplate after a year in yoga, drawstring pants.

Oh Aunty. Was it a loving hug?

Hope they were not yoga or leggings……….try sweat pants!!!!!!!

Actually, some of my day clothes are loose on me. I’ll need to buy a scale to see how much I weigh.

Aunty, your day clothes come in three sizes. Fat@$$, Super Fat@$$, and OH HELL NO!!

Reminds me of the woman who had been Covid-19 housebound for more than a month. She was beside herself because it was trash day. Said she’d already tried on seven dresses . . .

Maybe you should get a muumuu.

I hate when my big clothes get tight…

Have we traveled back in time to 2021 ?

Ah, those pre-retirement clothes.