Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for November 25, 2022

You’d have better luck trying to teach Zoe a trick Hammie.

The lizard doesn’t need to be in the house with Hammie. Or get him little earplugs and a blindfold.

Yeah… I personally have a gecko and this is 100% lizard behavior.

I guess he ate the turkey leg after all.

Valerie Frizzle’s chameleon Liz can do a lot of things. It can — for example — pantomime as well as drive a transforming school bus.

Back when there was Pet Rocks, the training instructions said to put rock on floor, put hand out and say “sit” and then say “stay” then slowly walk back wards.

Next they’ll teach him to walk in slo-mo.

He can change coloration, that’s a cut trick!

Or all your yelling at him!

Oh I thought Hammie would get in trouble for feeding part of their Thanksgiving dinner to the thing.

They are interesting creatures and their gimbaled eyes moving independently at times are intriguing.

Hammie ought put a piece of multicolored paper in the aquarium or a piece of tie-dyed cloth.

As soon as they leave the room, the chameleon begins his show:" Hello my baby, hello my honey/ Hello my ragtime gal!"

I can make green anoles running wild on the deck railing bob their heads up and down and flare out their dewlaps just by wiggling my eyebrow up and down. (They can change colors too from green, to tan to almost black)

Rather have the chamelians than to have these kids!!

Why do you think the teacher let you have that as a class pet in the first place?

Well, he’s better than a turtle that stays inside it’s shell.

Thou shouldst not issue a command thou wouldst not obey thyself, Hammie.

“Stay” is the trick at which I excel. I’m very proud of my performance.

Throw it against the wall and see what sticks.

Kind of hard not to stay.

leapin’ lizards…

Haha! XD