Bad Machinery by John Allison for July 26, 2019

The smell of matrimony in the morning makes me think of…mints? At least it’s not licorice.

What about commit-mints?

I feel sorry for Blossom. She’s so used to being treated badly that if someone talks to her, she thinks it want to laughing at her. Lottie’s prejudices about her are increasingly unbearable.

Why is Blossom at the wedding? She’s only just met Shauna?

In any case, it’s wise to be wary of purely recreational mints. Next thing you know, you’re popping an Altoids every 5 minutes and robbing convenience stores to get them.

Way to be judgmental, Lottie.

Take the purely recreational mint, Blossom. In my experience, nobody’s breath is so good smelling that it couldn’t stand to be even better. ;)

Ah, bless your pure heart, Sonny, you’re at least making the effort. As Shauna could tell you, it’s not easy to get past those initial hurdles, but if you keep at it, you’ll find… something. (Not necessarily something you’ll find worthwhile, but… something, that’s for sure.)

Also, is this shaping up to be the best day of Linton’s life? Maaaayyyyybeee… we’ll just have to see.

It’s pretty easy to find religion in a woman’s thigh.

Everyone looks so posh! Love the panel! Even Blossom looks rather elegant.

I’m tickled with the un-colored figures in the background. Ghosts? There are headstones in the first frame. Also the guy in the yarmulke snapping photos. Not expected.

Claire seems to have come to the wedding directly from her super-hero duties.

The recreational ones are much better.