Bad Machinery by John Allison for January 04, 2022

Rare insights there from what seems to be an otherwise clueless couple.

I don’t like Corky’s parents.

While I can understand why you might be surprised at your son’s ability to attract someone like Shauna, Mr. and Mrs. Corkindale, I feel it should be pointed out that you didn’t do him any favors by naming him “Mosstyn”. I kinda feel like you doomed him right from the start there. (I mean, even Eustace and Scout would probably think they’re lucky not to have that name…)

I fear that sad cloud may now erupt into a thunderstorm.

Yeah, that sounds about right for Blossom, all right. Clouds can pack a punch too, you know.

Pretty astute with the ’unhappy cloud" observation. Some of the most frumpy people are desirable with a positive attitude. Blossom, dance like no one is watching!

The rare case when your “best” is too good.

Aw, poor Blossom.

Baby Blossom looks like an angry owl.