Jeffrey (not Jeff) knows it’s important to carefully document all the particulars for the sake of future scholarship in this area. Not only the date, time, and place, but the color of the purse, its spatial dimensions when lain flat, it’s (expanded) capacity, type of clasp, materials used throughout. If he’s really on his toes, he’ll take note of weather data as well. Jeffrey (never Jeff) is nothing if not meticulous.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Jeffrey (not Jeff) knows it’s important to carefully document all the particulars for the sake of future scholarship in this area. Not only the date, time, and place, but the color of the purse, its spatial dimensions when lain flat, it’s (expanded) capacity, type of clasp, materials used throughout. If he’s really on his toes, he’ll take note of weather data as well. Jeffrey (never Jeff) is nothing if not meticulous.
DennisinSeattle over 6 years ago
Hey, if it doubles as a hat, why not?
Superfrog over 6 years ago
She’s wearing the purse because she wanted a little change.
Farside99 over 6 years ago
Millicent, let’s get a decent purse for you. That one is obviously too small, and its color clashes with your outfit.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 6 years ago
Illicit ( never Millie) is only wearing the fool thing to cheese off Jeffrey ( never Jeff).
Sometimes she hangs her shoes off her ears.
They have been at this for 41 years, why just look at how happy she is. You don’t see smirks like that every day.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 6 years ago
You don’t often see auto correct change Millicent into illicit either. Wait, does it know something we don’t?
Lantern Premium Member over 6 years ago
Jeffrey will give his detailed notes to the doctor as they work on Millicent’s new medication!
Phred Premium Member over 6 years ago
I don’t think purple complements her outfit. Otherwise, definitely a fashion statement.
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
There’ll be a big mess when she takes her hat off.
Linguist over 6 years ago
" Obviously, " thinks Jeffery ( never Jeff ) as he meticulously notates Millicent’s ever growing bizarre behavior, " The medications are not working.
But I can use my detailed observations as evidence for Millicent’s admission to Ballard’s Happy Valley Laughing Academy and Funny Farm."
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
Good morning Mudd.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 6 years ago
Note: Is it empty?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Hiya, MUDD. I always mean to post you a hello when I arrive here, and always get so absorbed in the BS shenanigans that I forget to do it.
SmashedHat over 6 years ago
Note to self: must resist criticizing the purse hat.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
Well, you know what they say, “you can find anything in a woman’s purse”… including a woman…
JP Steve Premium Member over 6 years ago
Millicent (never Millie) is just being thoroughly modern …
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Note: Avoid describing the appearances of the Royal Family’s hats…”
well-i-never over 6 years ago
“Check into assisted living facilities”