Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 01, 2018

Jeffrey (not Jeff) knows it’s important to carefully document all the particulars for the sake of future scholarship in this area. Not only the date, time, and place, but the color of the purse, its spatial dimensions when lain flat, it’s (expanded) capacity, type of clasp, materials used throughout. If he’s really on his toes, he’ll take note of weather data as well. Jeffrey (never Jeff) is nothing if not meticulous.

Hey, if it doubles as a hat, why not?

She’s wearing the purse because she wanted a little change.

Millicent, let’s get a decent purse for you. That one is obviously too small, and its color clashes with your outfit.

Illicit ( never Millie) is only wearing the fool thing to cheese off Jeffrey ( never Jeff).

Sometimes she hangs her shoes off her ears.

They have been at this for 41 years, why just look at how happy she is. You don’t see smirks like that every day.

You don’t often see auto correct change Millicent into illicit either. Wait, does it know something we don’t?

Jeffrey will give his detailed notes to the doctor as they work on Millicent’s new medication!

I don’t think purple complements her outfit. Otherwise, definitely a fashion statement.

There’ll be a big mess when she takes her hat off.

" Obviously, " thinks Jeffery ( never Jeff ) as he meticulously notates Millicent’s ever growing bizarre behavior, " The medications are not working.

But I can use my detailed observations as evidence for Millicent’s admission to Ballard’s Happy Valley Laughing Academy and Funny Farm."

Good morning Mudd.

Note: Is it empty?

Hiya, MUDD. I always mean to post you a hello when I arrive here, and always get so absorbed in the BS shenanigans that I forget to do it.

Note to self: must resist criticizing the purse hat.

Well, you know what they say, “you can find anything in a woman’s purse”… including a woman…

Millicent (never Millie) is just being thoroughly modern …

“Note: Avoid describing the appearances of the Royal Family’s hats…”

“Check into assisted living facilities”