Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 05, 2022

too late, Fred.

If I were him, I’d start running. They’re coming for ya, Fred….

Who could really blame Fred, every time he walks by them they keep saying ‘feed me’, and Fred saw that movie and doesn’t want to end up like Seymour.

Roundup time?

But they looked so pretty and harmless….

So he ain’t gonna do it no mower?

Feed me Seymour

Flower Power!

Fred’s Little Shop of Horrors

“Fee Fi Fo Fed, I smell the blood of a mowerless Fred…”

Nature finds a way…um, have you seen your wife Gladys lately, Fred?

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Living next door to a power plant.

They told him lawnmower parts should never be used as fertilizer, but did he listen? Noooooo.

Had you thunk that think a month ago.. you would still have a nice lawnmower.

Fred says he’ll take the plant revolution seriously when they come for his pickup truck and six-pack.

Fred anticipates mechanical problems.

Fred is going to cement the lawn!

Did Fred accidentally plant some triffids?