Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 26, 2023

This explains why Ted, Terry, and Monty have no social life at all.

I’d have to say the fellow in the middle (Terry?) is the early favorite for “best new use” at this meeting.

All three are also being treated by Dr. Gossheimer the local psychiatrist. They are currently residing at the Ballard Secure Home for Nut Jobs. They also are allowed only soft toys.

Ah, good — they’ve finally come out of the sock drawer!

They’re hosed.

hot out of the asylum – perfect!

Is it better than a mitten?

And on the first of each month, the group celebrates “Adventures in Argyle”.

The socks seem to fit pretty snuggly – Are they compression socks? Are they DotMax brand? The guys should contact the company about getting an advertising contract.

Early adopter/adapters: The Red, Hot, Chile Peppers

Luckily for the neighbors, the boys haven’t seen pictures of the Red Hot Chili Peppers yet.

Ballard Street’s version of the Royal Order of the Garter. Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Good morning Balladeers.

ingenious , I think they will be signed to a multi-movie contract

I hope those are clean socks.

Just don’t let the cat in around them.

Sock it to me!

There once were three guys who were airy, their names were Ted, Monty, and Terry.

Their dress socks they wore, (even thought they could score),

but the women just saw them as scary…

(They do have a flair for it…)

An excellent way to use all those single socks. We need more clubs like this.

Ide say it’s better than wearing a Grand POOBA hat to the grocery store!

Don’t go there.

Jerry is one heck of a sock drawer.

Ted, Terry, and Monty have become experts in the sock market.

AAAAND the three stooges reincarnete!!!

I can’t make up my mind about who’s the worst off. And I also see a cartoon character with four fingers and a thumb. Rare sighting…

Didn’t the Red Hot Chili Peppers do that?

Not fair! I can’t find the picture of the Red Hot Chili Peppers anywhere! But these guys will certainly do. Love it! :)

The Sockettes!

I understand they pair very well with straight jackets.