Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 31, 2023

I’m definitely “others”

Gerald and Mavis simply are not compatible.

Well, if I had to look at THAT first thing in the morning…..

I’m in the “others” camp.

The least she could do is stay off the bed.

Good morning. Welcome to Ballard where heads are light and airy and Mrs Tinker thinks she’s a fairy

Perkiness in the First Degree can be a morning trigger for foul language, but no excuse or defense.

Once she gets her tutu on, she can’t be stopped.

Somebody whose legs are not like sticks? She doesn’t belong on Ballard St.

It’s definitely a little tutu much for her husband.

(Or should I say … it’s a big tutu much.)

If my wife wanted to put on a skimpy outfit and shake the bed first thing in the morning, I could work with that.

She doesn’t let him wear his shoes in bed. Is it just okay for her? Or are only toe shoes allowed?

No jury would ever convict me…grrrr

Wake me when the coffee is done.

I’ve lived with grumpy morning people most of my life. What a drag!

Gerald is not looking forward to reinforcing the bed yet again…

It looks like Herald woke up on the wrong side of the bed again. Although, the other side seems far worse.

Gladys, must you do this routine on the bed? I’m trying to sleep!

His thought: The mattress and I can’t take much more!

Good morning Balladeers.

Guessing the “others” are the ones watching through the open window. Evidently there is some betting going on about when there will be a wardrobe malfunction.

Sleepy cats for one

The last tango in…

Who Put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy’s Ovaltine?

It’s a ‘so-so’ ‘go-go’ in a ‘no-no’ ‘tu-tu’ for ‘Fifi’? Maybe?

Nice PJs…

The only morning dance I like is Spyro Gyra’s.

Especially when it’s cats and/or dogs doing the dancing. At O’dark thirty.

Having different Sleep Numbers doesn’t take in account the different Morning Routines…