Gilbert has been reading about “the art of guerilla warfare,” and is very anxious to try out some of the gizmos and gadgets used by its various practitioners over the centuries.
Mitchell. a former sea captain, is having a hard time adjusting to a retired life on land — so much so that, when passing, Stanley always has to tell him, “No, I don’t want to play tugboat collision mat!”
C over 1 year ago
Admiral Ackbar won’t be happy if you do
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
It’s not so much that Gilbert dislikes Stanley as it is that he wants Mildred for himself.
Farside99 over 1 year ago
Sit in it Stanley, and let him pull you up to where you can punch him in the nose.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Step in it, fall, claim major injuries, sue Gilbert for a bundle. Sheesh, did we not teach you anything?
BigBoy over 1 year ago
I never get tired on Ballard street
mywifeslover over 1 year ago
Stanley married well.
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ over 1 year ago
Stanley considers his track record of having stepped in it all his life…
Doug K over 1 year ago
He knows he shouldn’t. He knows what will happen.
And still it’s tempting.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Do you expect him to hop over it?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gilbert has been reading about “the art of guerilla warfare,” and is very anxious to try out some of the gizmos and gadgets used by its various practitioners over the centuries.
AdornsLife over 1 year ago
Stanley suddenly remembers it was the exact same method Mildred had used to draw his attention many years ago…
rhpii over 1 year ago
Everyone is tired of Gilbert’s practical jokes. What once was funny now falls flat.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
And Stanley thinks that comment was a blinding flash of the obvious
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
…but Stanley couldn’t resist…he’s known for leaping into things with both feet….
ladykat over 1 year ago
Don’t do it, Stanley!
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
AHA! Fester lives in a house on Ballard Street. When did he move there?
Hooligan918 over 1 year ago
Gilbert has some mighty wild eyes!
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Do it! do it Dooooooooo it!!!!!
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
♪♫ “You put your left foot in, can’t take your left foot out, Gil’s got your left foot in, and he shakes it all about…” ♪♫
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Fools rush in where Stanley fears the tread.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mildred’s got a keen eye, bet she was a girl guide back in the day and got her trapping badge.
ElwoodP over 1 year ago
’Don’t Step In It’ is good advice anytime.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stanley: Why?
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stanley ponders the possible results of disobedience!!!
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ over 1 year ago
Mitchell. a former sea captain, is having a hard time adjusting to a retired life on land — so much so that, when passing, Stanley always has to tell him, “No, I don’t want to play tugboat collision mat!”