(I’m in a store I don’t technically work for, but I am counting their inventory. I’m near the candy aisle. Customers love to think that I actually work for the store, and since I know certain aspects well, I will generally help them out.)
Customer: “You guys don’t have malted milk balls here?”
Me: “If you look, there’s either Maltesers or Whoppers in this aisle.” thinking: they are essentially malted milk balls, just with brand names
Customer: is not having what I just suggested “Nope, nope. You guys don’t have malted milk balls, and they are so good.”
seanfear 12 months ago
I don’t know what that is, but I agree with him.
oldpine52 12 months ago
I’m with Scooter on this one, those things are addictive.
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
From Not Always Right :
(I’m in a store I don’t technically work for, but I am counting their inventory. I’m near the candy aisle. Customers love to think that I actually work for the store, and since I know certain aspects well, I will generally help them out.)
Customer: “You guys don’t have malted milk balls here?”
Me: “If you look, there’s either Maltesers or Whoppers in this aisle.” thinking: they are essentially malted milk balls, just with brand names
Customer: is not having what I just suggested “Nope, nope. You guys don’t have malted milk balls, and they are so good.”
(Well, you can’t help everyone.)
Bilan 12 months ago
At least this is not one of those Klondike bar commercials.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
For doing that? I would give her another malted milk ball. And maybe take her to amateur night at some strip club. I bet she wins first prize.
Play Crabby for Me ° Caramels by Salt Water Taffy 12 months ago
“How about a scotch — single or double malt is fine by me,” Rusty blurts unexpectedly.
Doug K 12 months ago
Not one? How about two then?
P51Strega 12 months ago
I’d use the “no chocolate for dogs” excuse for keeping all the malted milk balls for myself.
colinmac2 12 months ago
DON’T FEED YOUR DOG CHOCOLATE! Duh.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago
Unusually well pressed trousers today.
ChessPirate 12 months ago
“Bark!” (“Well then, how ’bout a Milk, Dud?”)
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 12 months ago
A pole dancing hound ?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 12 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
That last one must have been a Whopper!!
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Setting boundaries, yeah that’ll work.
David Rickard Premium Member 12 months ago
Did he get some edibles from the Korova Milkbar?
gopher gofer 12 months ago
he actually wants some malted beer balls…
Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago
My mom loved malted milk balls. I didn’t appreciate them until later in life. I like Malted Milk bars too.