Taught the nieces and nephews that you could only do that at Pizza Hut, and we did clean up after ourselves when we went. A few years later brudder took them to a fast food place that had straws in wrappers. When he asked them why they didn’t blow the wrappers off the response was, “Well Aunt says you can only do that at Pizza Hut.”
C 2 days ago
The last straw for Alex
seanfear 2 days ago
tells me he is sorry for many things in his life actually
oldpine52 2 days ago
Phideaux, on the other hand, thinks straws should be mandatory at all meals and several times a day in between.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 2 days ago
Alex is sorry now, but just wait until he introduces straws AND peas to the evening meal.
Shikamoo Premium Member 2 days ago
Alex regets teaching Phideaux how to blow. Can he whistle too?
Good morning, Ballard Dears!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 days ago
Phideaux, like any four year old, knows that if something is funny once, it only gets funnier with repetition.
Bilan 2 days ago
Phideaux misunderstood Lauren Bacall’s quote, You just put your lips together and blow.
Doug K 2 days ago
If only he hadn’t brought out the whole box of straws …
ladykat 2 days ago
A decision he has lived to regret.
Linguist 2 days ago
Paper or plastic? It’s so hard to choose
Phideaux can never pick which one to use
He’ll pick up the straws
just using his paws,
then blowing wrappers like airborne refuse.
rhpii 2 days ago
Wait until Phideaux hears about spitballs.
Alberta Oil 2 days ago
I do wonder how Alex managed to train Phideaux how to blow. Is there a training manual?
No 6 2 days ago
TODAY’S LIMERICK.
Never have lunch with a dog,
Their habits are too much to log.
They won’t have a bath,
They bark at the staff,
And they drink Beaujolais from the bog!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 2 days ago
Alex is sorry….but not his dog……..
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 days ago
The odds of this happening were a-straw-nomical.
ArcticFox Premium Member 2 days ago
Alex may soon have a straw dog.
wildlandwaters 2 days ago
oh man… does that bring back good memories!!
mistercatworks 2 days ago
Dogs cannot manipulate their lips well enough to use a straw. That’s why their snouts are so long. :) :?
crazeekatlady 2 days ago
Taught the nieces and nephews that you could only do that at Pizza Hut, and we did clean up after ourselves when we went. A few years later brudder took them to a fast food place that had straws in wrappers. When he asked them why they didn’t blow the wrappers off the response was, “Well Aunt says you can only do that at Pizza Hut.”
megiggles 2 days ago
Alex should be happy it’s not spitballs… yet.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 1 day ago
Good evening Balladeers!
gopher gofer 1 day ago
wow, alex thinks to himself, straws really suck…