Ernie the Etruscan sez: You gotta earn the urn!
What’s an Etruscan urn? Minimum wage plus tips.
Wasn’t his brother Benny Urned?
Either return it, or steal another, because one good urn deserves another.
I don’t think Gene had a hand in writing this one. He seems like he’d be persnickety enough to ensure it was “take it back”.
That must be one security-lax museum.
Maybe you could get a year or two of free accommodation, food and health insurance for that urn.
artsyguy65 over 3 years ago
Ernie the Etruscan sez: You gotta earn the urn!
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
What’s an Etruscan urn? Minimum wage plus tips.
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
Wasn’t his brother Benny Urned?
JudyAz over 3 years ago
Either return it, or steal another, because one good urn deserves another.
buschap over 3 years ago
I don’t think Gene had a hand in writing this one. He seems like he’d be persnickety enough to ensure it was “take it back”.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
That must be one security-lax museum.
alikgator over 3 years ago
Maybe you could get a year or two of free accommodation, food and health insurance for that urn.