Ernie the Etruscan sez: You gotta earn the urn!
What’s an Etruscan urn? Minimum wage plus tips.
Wasn’t his brother Benny Urned?
Either return it, or steal another, because one good urn deserves another.
I don’t think Gene had a hand in writing this one. He seems like he’d be persnickety enough to ensure it was “take it back”.
That must be one security-lax museum.
Maybe you could get a year or two of free accommodation, food and health insurance for that urn.
artsyguy65 almost 4 years ago
Ernie the Etruscan sez: You gotta earn the urn!
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
What’s an Etruscan urn? Minimum wage plus tips.
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
Wasn’t his brother Benny Urned?
JudyAz almost 4 years ago
Either return it, or steal another, because one good urn deserves another.
buschap almost 4 years ago
I don’t think Gene had a hand in writing this one. He seems like he’d be persnickety enough to ensure it was “take it back”.
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
That must be one security-lax museum.
alikgator almost 4 years ago
Maybe you could get a year or two of free accommodation, food and health insurance for that urn.