Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for March 24, 2025

Because we should just grab one of each….?

Because Oreo’s are all we need

Best get a move on, ladies — the store closes in six hours.

Fig Newtons are never out of line.

I’m old. I’ve tried most and rejected them. It’s easy to pick.

I highly recommend learning to bake your own cookies. The best store-bought cookie is a cardboard cut-out of a home-baked cookie.