B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 21, 2011

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    Can anybody help me remove the author’s tongue from his cheek? Everybody knows that all days are 24 hours long all year, except in leap year.

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    BigSlurpy  almost 13 years ago

    That’s why I can come in late for work to make up for leaving early the day before.

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    hsawlrae  almost 13 years ago

    Aaaah, now I know.

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    The time is in a lock box with the time changes .

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    mmcneill  almost 13 years ago

    Time is an illusion, based on ‘human’ constraints,qualia (representations).

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    NELS BALWIT Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    My friend got married on the 21st. Because it had the longest night.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Who’s the dummy here?

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    cdward  almost 13 years ago

    Happy Solstice!

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    McGehee  almost 13 years ago

    The only ones authorized to save daylight are the agents of the United States Daylight Depository, which operate a series of vaults outside Hawthorne, Nevada to store the saved daylight.

    But like most government agencies, they don’t recirculate the stored daylight in the winter months when they could do us some good.

    Join me in calling on Congress to release daylight from the Strategic Daylight Reserve in these dark times.

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    mark63  almost 13 years ago

    I don’t have time to weigh in to this.

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    davidf42  almost 13 years ago

    This reminds me of my 5th grade teacher who told us that December 21 was the shortest day of the year but didn’t explain what she meant. I was seriously confused because she had already taught us that every day had 24 hours. She didn’t bother explaining. But that teacher made a lot of other mistakes, too.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I happen to think standard time is a waste of time. I’m for having some extra daylight to work with when I get home. It’s always dark when I go into work, whether DST or standard time, so save me that extra daylight for when I get home.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 13 years ago

    BC logic. I like it

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    Gking  almost 13 years ago

    You must understand that Peter has never been the sharpest tool in the shed.

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    waynl  almost 13 years ago

    I have no interest in Daylight Savings.

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    midiranger  almost 13 years ago

    2011 solstice is tomorrow, Mastroianni needs to check his almanac. Happy solstice . . eve?

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    tahoeh2o  almost 13 years ago

    Today is my half Birthday…

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    I like it. The Strategic Daylight Reserve…that’s where it was supposed to come from the end of the tunnel, right?

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    jtviper7  almost 13 years ago

    I think Mastroianni and Hart mean ’ the shortest day of daylight…

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    Skywatcher68  almost 13 years ago

    This year, the shortest day is actually tomorrow.http://tinyurl.com/y9l887s

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    Allan CB Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Dec. 21 has the fewest daylight hours – in the western hemisphere – and June 21, has the most. Thus, today is the shortest “day” and longest “night”..HOWEVER … in Australia – Perth for example – today, they will have nearly 12 full hours of sun (like we did on June 21, in Toronto, Canada.)

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    Mowog  almost 13 years ago

    He might be speaking of sidereal time, which is approx. 23 hours, 56 min, and 4.1 seconds.

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    ImaginaryFriend  almost 13 years ago

    We are about done with the calendar this year anyway, go ahead and mess it up!

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    madmarge  almost 13 years ago

    I tried to save time in a bottle and that didn’t work either.

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    tallcanofbeer  almost 13 years ago

    I thought the shortest day was the 24 of Dec. .. when your trying to get that last minute shopping done

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    pawpawbear  almost 13 years ago

    Does any one really know what time it is?

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    alxcorp  almost 13 years ago

    you scared the living daylight out of me

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    Hunter7  almost 13 years ago

    Lets be as BC should be and beat back the night! Everyone! Go Now! Outside! Burn your Fall leaves. Their sacrifice will beg the Sun to return. :)

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    Thehag  almost 13 years ago

    I love the Winter Solstice! It’s my New Years , the days will begin to get longer. With in a few weeks I will see buds swell just a tiny bit on some of the hardier plants. It will still get colder but there is the promise of light and rebirth. Light a candle and sip a good dark ale. This year, Dec. 21st 2011 9:32 PST.

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    smparadox  almost 13 years ago

    Time flies like the wind!

    Fruit flies like the banana…

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    siredonnthedragon  almost 13 years ago

    He is talking bout the amount of daylight!

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