Back in the day when I flew airplanes, I could get my bombs, rockets or whatever within 10 meters of the target. If a 500-lb bomb goes off within 10 meters of you, it will at least get your attention.
The probelm is that I could also make the same claim when shooting small arms: I could only get within 10 meters of the target. Probably the safest place for you to be if I were shooting at you would be to be standing in front of the bull’s eye.
Always share a foxhole with someone who can shoot better than you do.
inshadowz over 11 years ago
… or vegetarianism?
WoodEye over 11 years ago
And then fasting is a possibility.
Agent54 over 11 years ago
career in the oil industry – keep plugging holes in the ground.
Aussie Down Under over 11 years ago
Clumsy should be able to gather that.
Troglodyte over 11 years ago
He’s already hunting for a job…
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Target’s too far away
jtviper7 over 11 years ago
Clumsy ain’t no Robin Hood…
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
If he can’t hit a target 10 feet away…
ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago
If he gathers up what he’s shooting at, he could start the first big-box store.
gobblingup Premium Member over 11 years ago
Or meteorology?
rshive over 11 years ago
Early specialization of roles.
RalphZIggy over 11 years ago
with Clumsy shooting arrows, Peter is not standing in the safest place. Neither is Clumsy, for that matter.
dflak over 11 years ago
I can identify with this strip.
Back in the day when I flew airplanes, I could get my bombs, rockets or whatever within 10 meters of the target. If a 500-lb bomb goes off within 10 meters of you, it will at least get your attention.
The probelm is that I could also make the same claim when shooting small arms: I could only get within 10 meters of the target. Probably the safest place for you to be if I were shooting at you would be to be standing in front of the bull’s eye.
Always share a foxhole with someone who can shoot better than you do.
pierreandnicole over 11 years ago
Needs eye exam and perhaps new glasses?
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
Gathering is traditionally a woman’s way of contributing to the group…hunting is the man’s…unless you are Alya (sp.) in “Clan of the Cavebear”… ;)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
dat vuz gut
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
The only reason he’s still alive is that the others feed him. Why? … Because he makes them look like mighty hunters.