B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 18, 2014

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    ratlum  over 10 years ago

    You would be shocked if they could fly too.

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    davbart92663  over 10 years ago

    2 miles as the barn dances? As the Bat swings? The bug jitters? As the Nanny Hoots?

    Don’t forget to tip the waitress, try the veal.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Because if you said “as the ball bounces” you might end up in a storm drain… or behind the refrigerator.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    Because crows fly straight whereas non-flyers have to avoid obstacles.

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    No surveyors around yetWait’ll G. Washington shows up

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    jtviper7  over 10 years ago

    Crows love berry’s… none left by the time they get there.

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    dflak  over 10 years ago

    It is amazing how many animal comparisons we still use in this era where most people don’t deal with anything more exotic than a dog or cat or parakeet.

    One I don’t get is “as healthy as a horse.” My cousin owns a horse ranch. One of his biggest bills is for the vet. If you think that health care is expensive for people, then think about someone whose medical equipment includes a block and tackle and a back hoe. Also, horses live to be about 40-45 years old. By that standard, I’ve been dead for at least a decade.

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    cheetahqueen  over 10 years ago

    Tortoises got shades!

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    Nobody_Important  over 10 years ago

    As the tortoise discos – I am so using that one now! LOL

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