B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 11, 2017

I don’t blame him.

It’s times like this that having a bird as your best friend comes in handy.

Maybe someone put a mouse in his house, so the turtle has climbed the nearest chair and is screaming for help. The cobweb is just there for Halloween decor. (Yeah, I know all the cr@p herein, but a chick’s gotta have fun.)

Turtle scream. Something to ponder.

This time of year, the spiders are active and I am constantly walking into webs in the yard, eek!

Google turtles having sex.

Turtles got arachnophobia!

Screaming Turtles. Sounds like a rock band.

Peter’s next statement: “And who knew they could run so fast?”

Tortoise…

Yes, folks. This is when Turtles began to spend more time underwater.

The ones I know have a sort of drawbridge for the head and neck.

Spider made turtle preserves.