B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 05, 2018

BEHOLD the birth of the AD-MAN!

It’s working. I want one.

you can sell rat feces if you give it spiffy name and package it right and keep the price $19.99 and free shipping and handling

Will this comic be kept lifelong????

If you say ‘orange’ slowly enough it sounds just like gullible.

Cowl-induced sploin-built Krypton converter, eh? I think Superman has one of those.

Perfect example of the ancient advertising mantra: sell the sizzle and not the steak

What does it do?

Turns Lead into Gold.

I’ll take one!

See today’s Brewster Rockit.

I’d be careful of that one. It might open up a portal to the Phantom Zone…

The precursor to “As Seen on TV!”

The last panel says it all!

Superman would probably pay top dollar for the Krypton converter.

i still like the Firesign Theater bit that included sending some poor yutz out looking for hubcap bearings. Say it fast enough, sound like you know what you’re talking about and it’s AMAZING what people will buy into.

And it probably has too much linear distortion in the downward modulation peaks too?

“But wait! Order one at twice the price and get the second one FREE!”

I wonder if he has a Gigglipin for a Servonisfier ??

Naw, he is just hiding the fact that this krypton converter converts normal matter into kryptonite. He doesn’t want superman or super-girl to find out.