B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 01, 2018

Freeze burn or the snowflake sliced his tongue open.

Mistook volcano ash for a snowflake

I’ve heard of frostbite, but….flakebite?

The Ice age is coming! The Ice age is coming!

Shades of Flick with the tongue bandage.

That flake looks a bit too dark for a snowflake. It might be ash from the west coast fire.

It didn’t go schlingg or fump but it made an impression

Early too!

Ninja Star Flakes?

Are they telling us to avoid snowflakes? I surely try.

It was so cold, that the raindrops wore furcoats.

Well, at least he didn’t lick a flagpole, a la, “A Christmas Story”.

You should always listen to Lucy Van Pelt:

“It’s too early. I never eat December snow. I always wait ’til January.”

Its amazing there is any snow unless some hidden weather manipulator is cooling things for a short time.