B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 20, 2019

“Put the “VELOCI” in Velociraptor and get out of here quickly."

Not being a rap fan, I must concur — besides, he forgot to mention beyatches and hoez.

“Don’t look now, ‘cuse we’re on the brink!”

“Because, ALL Us Big Lizards are ’bout to come EX-TINCT!!”

Wrap the rap. Men can suck on sap and call it maple syrup, yo.

He’s trying to talk his way to domination…however, something needs to be done with….ahem….those short arms….HMMMM! A bully with short arms may be the same as a bully with small hands…..=~{

would his rap name be “L’il Arms”?

“I got the rap, gonna take it on tor. That’s what I call a raptor.

That’s all we need, a velocirapper…

Shut-up your Extinct and you Stink!

I thought Hart was on spring break.

Did he just describe Wolverine?

“Clever girl!”

at least raptors have arms long enough to do a beat box with their mouths

That genre of music is everywhere today.

Technically, a raptor is a bird of prey … hawks, eagles, falcons, etc.

Okay.

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Unhappiness abounds. I have checked iTunes and Amazon music and even launched three content searches on Google and Bing, and no luck at all. None. Period.

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Where do I either get a download or a CD of this stuff from Ronny the Rappin’ Raptor?

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Anyone?

Mastroianni needs to get with the times.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-fossil-reveals-velociraptor-sported-feathers/

From their size they may be Utahraptors. With the brain parasite designed to up their intelligence.

“I’m a raptor/ Doin’ what I can/ gonna eat everything till the appearance of man/ Yo, yo see me/ I’m livin’ below the soil/ I’ll be back, but I’m comin’ as OIL.”