B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 21, 2019

“Iowa test. But Uneeda Biscuit.”

Were Iowa tests the “SATS” of our time ?

Iowa needs to raise the standards to keep the brainless Scarecrows from getting through to the Primaries

Isn’t that the test that stupid politicians take to see if they are stupid enough to be President.

if it’s corny enough in Iowa it will be flaky enough in California

Iowa tests…now known as Iowa assessments…https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa_Assessments

I thing every politician in our present government ought to be given the test and the results made public. The house, senate and executive branches. Then the ones who cheat will be fired.

We used to take those here in Minnesota… I thought it was strange that Minnesota kids were being tested by Iowa… :-P

“I owe”

Passed as “gas” or “kidney stone”?

’Don’t believe it! We all would be better off if California, Texas and Alaska were split into states no bigger than the state of Puerto Rico.

Yeah, this one was a bit too much of a reach. And where’s the requisite dinosaur anyway?

“I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot” - Napoleon XIV (Jerry Samuels, known best for “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!”)

Isn’t Iowa where Devin Nunes’s dairy farm is now? Maybe that’s the connection.

All that they test is how well you take a test.

IOWA isn’t the state, its an acronym. But you gotta play them as you see them.