B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 24, 2019

No!

The first “Porch Pirate!!!”

They’re just supposed to be pretty. Not to taste good.

Merry Christmas!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXWoKi5x3lw

One person’s tree is another creature’s dinner!

They should be thankful that a plant eater came to visit.

Those aren’t gastroliths hanging off your snack, guy.

And it even has sprinkles on it!

Yum! With sprinkles.

I notice that he didn’t take the fruit cake.

Well, I never ate the whole tree, but I was often reminded by my mother and older brother about the time I was caught eating the glass beads off of a string as the family was decorating the Christmas tree. My brother never let me forget that it was my fault that we had to have plastic instead of glass ornaments after that.

Seems I have a lot in common with dinos and puppies.

Merry Christmas!

Reminds me of the Christmas cookies we used to have. Trees with colored icing and M&Ms™…

Hey… it was his tree before they cut it down.

I suppose this is about the most correct example of a vegan Christmas cookie I have ever seen.

Hey dear, one of those evolving long necked geese, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EPsuOEH1fY

Those decorations add just the right spice.. compliments the spruce just right.

His breath will be piney fresh.

Feeding the hungry, a fine Christmas tradition.

Disposal dealt with. Delayed devouring day demanded.

To Mastroianni, Mason, and Hart, and all the fans of this comic: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

I’m guessing the ornaments had to be wooden as well instead of glass or plastic….

Oh Christmas tree…how tasty are your branches.

now that’s recycling!

“…At least leave the glass and plastic ornaments!…”

Hmm. It has ‘sprinkles’!