John! Don’t say a word until you talk to your lawyer!
Grog: World Champion Turtle Skipper!
That is going to be one very dizzy turtle. In slow motion, at that.
John’s going to be swimming around in confused circles for awhile before he makes it back to shore.
Grog’s record for skipping a tortoise still stands today.
“He right shape and size.”
But what’s a hairy bird to do?
You know from the shape of his shell and feet I think John is actually a tortoise. And being in the water is bad for them.
He’s going to sink like a….. well never mind.
Well.. that’s a ride they don’t have at Kennywood… LOL anyone from Pittsburgh?
Might take him a few months to swim back to shore.
Don’t hurl on the shell, please! I’ve just waxed it!
Puts a new spin on events……..
Quick, evolve into a turtle and save yourself, tortoise.
People, don’t forget. It’s well established that John functions independently of his shell as needs be.
“I was asleep when all of a sudden, I felt a force hurling me over the waters!”
Ooooh noooo! It will be hours befor I can perch again…
i don’t think i have ever seen John in water, i don’t think he can swim.
Much tension, John?
“JOHN?!”
(wonders about whether this was the name of a certain character in the cartoon or not)
John, the tortoise, can’t swim you know. Guess their killing him off to introduce a new character. Too bad; I liked him….
Skipped a couple of turtles when I was a kid once. That’s a pretty accurate depiction of how it went.
Skim scam? Scram, scum! ☺
Good thing turtles can swim. Of course he may swim in circles for a bit, but he’ll come out of it.
OMD! LMAO!
Grog is a mixed blessing – a disaster with a playful side.
Yep, for many, all that water is a John.
Awe ;(
Cousin Fred was never the same after this.
After getting over the shock, the turtle says, “Again! Again! Again!”
Yes. Of course he spelled it differently, but that was his right.
Again!!
Fastest he’s moved in a decade.
Grog, an early prototype of the final human construct created to survive Hot House Earth.
John isn’t the kind that swims either…
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
John! Don’t say a word until you talk to your lawyer!
KLSeering almost 4 years ago
Grog: World Champion Turtle Skipper!
Imagine almost 4 years ago
That is going to be one very dizzy turtle. In slow motion, at that.
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
John’s going to be swimming around in confused circles for awhile before he makes it back to shore.
Enter.Name.Here almost 4 years ago
Grog’s record for skipping a tortoise still stands today.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
“He right shape and size.”
rshive almost 4 years ago
But what’s a hairy bird to do?
SamuelMeasa almost 4 years ago
You know from the shape of his shell and feet I think John is actually a tortoise. And being in the water is bad for them.
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
He’s going to sink like a….. well never mind.
hammytech almost 4 years ago
Well.. that’s a ride they don’t have at Kennywood… LOL anyone from Pittsburgh?
Darth_Walrus_1975 almost 4 years ago
Might take him a few months to swim back to shore.
hans Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Don’t hurl on the shell, please! I’ve just waxed it!
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
Puts a new spin on events……..
Gent almost 4 years ago
Quick, evolve into a turtle and save yourself, tortoise.
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
People, don’t forget. It’s well established that John functions independently of his shell as needs be.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
“I was asleep when all of a sudden, I felt a force hurling me over the waters!”
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Ooooh noooo! It will be hours befor I can perch again…
llong65 almost 4 years ago
i don’t think i have ever seen John in water, i don’t think he can swim.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Much tension, John?
Mario500 almost 4 years ago
“JOHN?!”
(wonders about whether this was the name of a certain character in the cartoon or not)
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
John, the tortoise, can’t swim you know. Guess their killing him off to introduce a new character. Too bad; I liked him….
42ntson almost 4 years ago
Skipped a couple of turtles when I was a kid once. That’s a pretty accurate depiction of how it went.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
Skim scam? Scram, scum! ☺
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good thing turtles can swim. Of course he may swim in circles for a bit, but he’ll come out of it.
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
OMD! LMAO!
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
Grog is a mixed blessing – a disaster with a playful side.
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Yep, for many, all that water is a John.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Awe ;(
JSH in Dover almost 4 years ago
Cousin Fred was never the same after this.
GiantShetlandPony almost 4 years ago
After getting over the shock, the turtle says, “Again! Again! Again!”
john almost 4 years ago
Yes. Of course he spelled it differently, but that was his right.
KEA almost 4 years ago
Again!!
stamps almost 4 years ago
Fastest he’s moved in a decade.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Grog, an early prototype of the final human construct created to survive Hot House Earth.
fleebell almost 4 years ago
John isn’t the kind that swims either…