B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 17, 2022

Imperial Stormtrooper shooting range, BC style.

He can’t hit the broad side of a brontosaurus.

Vegetarian. Old caveman word for “bad hunter.”

Those dinosaurs had better be careful. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.

Meteor target

Four out of five brontosauruses agree. The fifth one fed the group for a week.

In 65 million years, it’ll evolve into “Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.”

Special unseen guest appearance by Sir Rodney from “Wizard of Id”?

“Bummer of a birthmark, Hal”.

The Far Side

Failure to understand the power of exponential improvement over time is what killed the dinosaurs.

or they became a mega retailer

After the ‘target tattoo’ trend swept the dinosaur kingdom, expert marksmen started appearing everywhere. That is what killed the dinosaurs.

Now if Sir Rodney (wizard of Id, see Nov 16, 2022) was here, he’d hit the bullseye of that tattoo. Yip yip yip yip yip

Not for the guy standing next to you. Miss-ers are unpredictable.

A born sales-dino.

Taking aim and missing every time is a sure thing!

You missed me, you missed me; now you gotta…. never mind

Especially if stormtroopers are hunting you!

Stormtroopers in training…

BC and friends must be learning from Id’s archers.

Wonder if thetre is s tatoo for the broadside of a barn? They probably couldn’t hit that either.

Gary Larson would be proud.

nicely played

The dinos were weary of the human race, alright.