B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 22, 2023

Never bring a Grog to ANY kind of competition….ever!

He never saw any hat coming.

Sometimes a tree is like a stray hair … Should you cut it off or pull it out?

Now go back and invent gunpowder.

Disproved by Mythbusters™.

What would have happend if the fight atO.K. corall had been a knife fight?

It depends on the circumstances. Ask any Commando or Gurkha…..

Does Grog hire out for forestry work? If so, does he charge by the tree or section?

Hope he takes it to northern Canada and replants it.

Who needs lumberjacks when you’ve got Grog?

Trees must have been very valuable then because you usually see only one tree for miles around in B.C. It is mostly sand from the Sahara Desert.

maybe we can ship him over to alley-oop for their current adventure.

Never bring a knife or gun to a Grog fight, it will just pi** him/it/thing off.

Don’t have to resharpen the saw.

Unless you’re a ninja. And the other guy isn’t a pirate or an android.

Had a friend who brought a 4 iron to a gunfight!

Sometimes, having the right tool for the job isn’t enough.

It’s fine as long as you also bring a gun, you never know… ☺

He can start a band. All he needs are spoons and a wash tub bass

James Coburn did in The Magnificent 7…. (Google it – Coburn Magnificent 7 knife). Weird thing is he never retrieved the knife.

Thank goodness Grog has an overbite and can chew out perfect deck boards, which, unlike Menard’s will not warp.

Mythbusters demonstrated at ranges of ten feet or less a knife in hand is quicker than drawing a gun. So … don’t bring a gun to a knife fight.