B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 15, 2025

Safe to say the humor isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Oh my cod! I can’t believe you had the gill to say that. You just did it for the halibut.

That’s a safecracker for me, as I’m allergic to fish.

Wiley must be an honor graduate of tRump University!

Throw it in the flames and it will be a firecracker.

I think it should say without anchovies. Nothing wrong with tuna.

Amen

“Tuna fish” is redundant.

And that cracks me up.

I wonder if it’s safe for me to mention on here that Hobbes would have liked a cracker with Tuna on it without being lectured, again. Shhhhhhhh.

Sorry, Charlie.

…is a happy cracker.

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

I know it is word play but it still offends my sensibilities especially in the context of the Stone Ages.

Cracker, mustard, and sardine.

An unarmed hillbilly. (sorry… too easy… The Count couldn’t resist… God Bless America!)

Hmmm…My first thought was a firecracker with a very long fuse!