Ben by Daniel Shelton for September 22, 2022

ARRP sent me an application to join when I was 45. I was insulted, have never joined, and delight in shredding its ‘junk’ mail.

My wife and I have both been laughing at them since the first AARP mailing came for me

She quit laughing when the first one came addressed to her

Ever since I turned 50, I am getting cremation “junk” mail. I’m 65 now, so I’m immune to this nonsense.

The spam calls to buy Medicare Supplement Coverage far outstrip the Senior Junk Mail.

But apparently they don’t know that we’ve died; 11 years since he passed and I’m still getting mail for my dad…

Which came first, google or the Secret office?

Got an ad that wanted to plant me in the forest after cremation. Only $17,000

Getting old?

My wife got mail from a cremation service, the same service that cremated her.

The companies know more about you than the government.

“THEY” know everything about you!!!