Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for January 15, 2023

Bad Bets

Neutered.

Moneypenny is more fun.

Ouch!

Get her a James Bond watch and watch her blow up.

Let’s be happy she’s off the vegan thing.

My wife’s smart watch does all kinds of things, except use a font large enough for her to read without her glasses.

They just flung a craving on me for “From Russia with Love.”

I may be thinking of other movies, but didn’t watches in James Bond movies do other stuff too, like conceal a “Strangling Wire”, display a GPS-Type Tracker Screen, extend a little mechanism to restart a pulse on the wrist, etc.?

I’d want that car which has all the weapons.

An indirect way of saying, “I don’t want you to blow up”

I used to think it would be cool to have a watch do a bunch of stuff, like Bond’s or Dick Tracy’s. Now mine does and I find it too darn confusing.