Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 20, 2021

Hopefully it is something heartfelt, not heart sickening.

If girls have a cult, who’s the leader.

7/10, could be a regular shopping arc, but who knows

I wonder what Ellen likes

Wow, Nate. That’s sexist.

Snort my other female friends wouldn’t know what to get me they look at hottpics and can’t even pick the right color for anything-

Nate, you sure know a lot about the ladies (silly).

would be funny if Dee Dee and Ellen become best friends

Can confirm, we are in fact a cult

Ugh first day of school finals is today

Wassap people. I have read all the comics but I was finally tempted to create an account. PS. I’m a cat :)

Dee Dee doesn’t think it’s a good idea, but she won’t pass up an opportunity to go shopping.

WHERE IS ARTUR AND GIVE ME HIM BACK PLEASE

OOF roasted!

Well, he only has 5 days to find a gift, so this arc better be fast!

7/10 Most of them have the same tastes, It’s the edgelords that are different.

Nate is a bit off the mark, as so often before.

boring 4/10

BIG NATE: ALL STARS PT2: As they headed in, Francis surprisingly beat Gretzky in the faceoff. As Francis got it to Artur on the faceoff, Artur skated quickly on the ice and saucer passed to Francis. Francis took a deadly wrist shot, but Grant Fuhr stopped him with the pad. No one scored in the first, second, or third, so we go to overtime. It was still 0-0. Gretzky won the faceoff and immediately went to the back of the net and tried what he does best: a wraparound; on Nate. But Nate robbed him with a stick-pad save. But it went rolling… through Nate’s pads, but Nate quickly realized that and dove for the puck and grabbed it with his glove. Right then, the buzzer went. It was going to a shootout. In Round 3, Teddy perfected a Datsyuk Flip to score. (That’s when you flip the puck in the air, and it rolls past the goalie, clangs off the post, and goes in.) Everyone cheered. Next was Gretzky. Gretzky quickly skated. He then tried a fake shot. Nate poked it, Gretzky got it back, tried a backhand. Nate knew what was at stake. He knew what to do. So, what happened??? TO BE CONTINUED…….

So glad that Dee Dee is Nate’s friend who is a girl, and not his girlfriend. At that age that is all he needs.

Me.

Slam the door in his face Dee Dee!

Nothing like last-minute Christmas shopping. I always get it done weeks ahead of time.

Exactly…..

hi this is my first comment on gocomics

Not true but still funny

7/10

I’m with Nate. You need a native interpreter.

I’m still alive

It’s good to know Nate has a friend like Dee Dee. Unlike Francis and Teddy, she doesn’t mock Nate too much.

9.99/10

is there no end to his self absorption?

Being Stereotypical again Nate? Well looks like Dee Dee is fine with it.

After school the next day, Trudy went to see that someone that was mentioned in the last episode. ‘Ah’ she said ‘You have followed my instructions.’ ‘Yes’ replied that someone ‘Although why should I trust you? I don’t even know your name.’ ‘My name is Gertrude but you can call me Trudy’ said Trudy. ‘Ok but what do you mean that I am vital to your plan?’ asked that someone. ‘Follow me’ said Trudy. She lead them to an abandoned shack on the street next to P.S.38. ‘Here we are’ said Trudy ‘Where am I?’ asked the person ‘You are in the room where it happens’ replied Trudy. ‘This is where we will plot our revenge against Nate and Jenny. Now lets get started, Artur.’

Meanwhile, Nate was talking to Jenny ,Francis and Teddy outside of school. ‘Mrs. ’I cant believe she’s not butter’ was sneaking up behind me while I was selling locker shots.’ said Nate. ‘Locker shots?’ asked Jenny. ’You’ve never heard of it? asked Francis. ‘Nope’ replied Jenny. ‘Well’, said Teddy ‘its basically a locker that shoots you to somewhere like a cannon.’ ‘Oh.’ said Jenny. ’What’s the price for a shot Nate?’ ‘Two bucks replied Nate. ’What?!’ exclaimed Francis. ‘You used to sell it only for a buck.’ ‘Well, its Fall so the prices go up.’ replied Nate. Just then, Brandon rushes up to them. ‘Guys? did you hear?’ asked Brandon. ‘Trudy and Artur are going steady! They are the second couple to have a seventh grader girl and a sixth grader boy after you Nate!’ The gang were shocked. Trudy and Artur going steady? ‘This is going to get interesting’ mumbles Francis. ‘Tell me about it’ said Teddy.

Maybe, it’s time you chuckleheads that think the spamming is funny, or that can’t seem to follow the rules, should find someplace else to congregate, so you quit using space for legitimate commenters.

Dee Dee says stuff like ‘boys are so dense’ and such plenty of times before, in the books and comics, so I don’t see how she’s any different than Nate here

7/10 Dee Dee’s back!

Not true. I bought my guy friend play station for Christmas and I am a girl, (surprise, gender reveal)

Hmm, next time I’m shopping for my sister, I will ask my best friends girlfriend. (If you’re reading this Max, I’m serious!!!) 8/10

And he wonders why he doesn’t have a girlfriend.