Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 05, 2023

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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    Although after trying these things you call “tootsie rolls”, we may want to look for a planet with better candy.

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    CorkLock  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like all those Aliens all need hernia surgery pronto!

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    Well you came on Halloween, so you didn’t planet very well.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    OH NO! It’s the gonch guys!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Planet? It looks like what you need are some pants.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You can have it, then. I keep the candy, tho.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Okay. Do you want the African violet or the cactus?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Hey, you little brats, this is all I have so take it or leave it!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    “We do not come in peace, but I guess we’ll take a piece.”

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh. Well, you have the wrong place. Go here and I’m sure they will give it to you. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

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    megerkey  almost 2 years ago

    Are you sure that you really want this planet? If you take it you have to keep ALL of the politicians.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They’re quivering like they are made out of rubber. :)

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry we ran out, but I have some pomegranite…

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    Judeeye Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It’s hard to take anyone seriously if their dressed in only underwear.

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