Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 05, 2023

Although after trying these things you call “tootsie rolls”, we may want to look for a planet with better candy.

Looks like all those Aliens all need hernia surgery pronto!

Well you came on Halloween, so you didn’t planet very well.

OH NO! It’s the gonch guys!

Planet? It looks like what you need are some pants.

You can have it, then. I keep the candy, tho.

Okay. Do you want the African violet or the cactus?

Hey, you little brats, this is all I have so take it or leave it!

“We do not come in peace, but I guess we’ll take a piece.”

Oh. Well, you have the wrong place. Go here and I’m sure they will give it to you. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

Are you sure that you really want this planet? If you take it you have to keep ALL of the politicians.

They’re quivering like they are made out of rubber. :)

Sorry we ran out, but I have some pomegranite…

It’s hard to take anyone seriously if their dressed in only underwear.