Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 08, 2023

Give it just a bit, then it won’t bother you any more.

This your first time? They all do that.

I have a much smaller, thinner one but it tends to make your head pop off and really makes a mess.

when someone complained about something minor my dad would say “you would kick if you were hung with a new rope”

No. But we will speed up your hanging.

No noose is good noose.

He would complain if he were hung with a new rope.

Sure Buddy. Let me pull this lever for “Next”

Gallows humor.

“If you can hang here a while, I’ll go see what options we have?”

Love the crowd! :)

(Big Sigh)….“Oooo-kaaay”

Sure, I have a whole chest of them – I get them for necks to nothing.

The executioner didn’t didn’t really want the job…he just got roped into it.

Don’t worry. It won’t bother you for long.

And while you’re at it, could you comb my hair so I look presentable.