Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 07, 2022

I bet the 3 year old never did that again.

Those poor sweet babies!

War injuries

I bet the 3 year old has some impressive scars now.

“Right there. You see that? Mary-Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart!”

Sounds like the ER scene from the movie … Roadhouse ;-)

Just thinking of the scar comparison in “Lethal Weapon 3”…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNOsA4nH8yE

Vague memory of a cartoon where old soldiers are comparing war injuries in a game of one-up-manship, until one says “How about this one?”, and his head is missing. The others concede: “You win!”

The Prius hit your knee?

Reference to Jaws

But you both lived to talk about it. That’s what counts. They make for cool stories later in life to kids and grandkids……

I find the 3 year old with a fork believable.

one of these guys is going to launch into a story about being on USS Indianapolis any minute now

Cat wins!

You can retaliate against a kid, but tough to strike back on a car