Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 26, 2023

Nothing wrong with Danny DeVito.

Vertically challenged dogs have feelings, too.

So, Shorty, what do you want to be called?

“You too Adolf You too?”

Keeping the peace in the dog park.

Danny DeVito’s had an amazing career. A guy who never should have made anything in Hollywood has even had the lead role in a romcom.

Short doggies got no reason

Short doggies got no reason

Short doggies got no reason

To live

They got little paws

And little eyes

And they walk around

Tellin’ great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear big ole collars

On their nasty little necks

Well, I don’t want no short doggies

Don’t want no short doggies

Don’t want no short doggies

’Round here

Short doggies are just the same

As you and I

(A fool such as I)

All doggies are brothers

Until the day they die

(It’s a wonderful world)

Short doggies got nobody

Short doggies got nobody

Short doggies got nobody

To love

They got little baby legs

And they stand so low

You got to pick ’em up

Just to say hello

They got little dog doors

That got squeak, squeak, squeak

They got a little bark

Goin’ peep, peep, peep

They got grubby little paws

And dirty little minds

They’re gonna get you every time

Well, I don’t want no short doggies

Don’t want no short doggies

Don’t want no short doggie

’Round here

Everyone’s a stunad once in a while.

aww – corgis are just big dogs with no legs!! <3

This is a wonderful day. The animals are back!

This had me really laugh out loud, it was so good and so surprising!!!!

At least he didn’t call him Harry Wormwood, Matilda’s father.

He should express his simpathies for the death of Queen Elizabeth II.