Bliss by Harry Bliss for November 14, 2023

Hope he remembered the gravy.

I remember going to the first KFC to hit my town, back when the name was spelled out. I couldn’t decide whether I was more surprised or more disappointed. The cute little drumstick was all of 4 1/2 inches long. My friend remarked, “These must’ve come from toy chickens!”

I know the rotisserie chickens at the supermarket deli are getting smaller and smaller. My suspicions are based on the fact that there are no pigeons flying around the area anymore!!!

A field rat would be preferable!

It’s talon licking good!

When you are too busy to cook …

My first thought was that it was an Uber delivery… Sorry…

Given the last experience he had with delivery, he decided that it was better to get the food himself…

Way back in the ’80s, a friend and I drove across the country for the fun of it. Early on we stopped at a KFC, and after I said that I never wanted to go there again. Towards the end of the trip, we stopped to visit an aunt an uncle of his. They were very nice and put us up for the night. When we arrived, we had been driving a pretty long time and were tired and hungry. They said, “We know a great place for dinner!” Of course we went to KFC. My friend just looked at me and laughed.

Wait! You forgot to check for the gravy and coleslaw!

Ah yes, a Millennial Eagle, take out chicken instead of fresh chicken. Now he just needs is a Grub Hub flyer to deliver it.

Maybe Amazon can do that.

Although I haven’t eaten at a KFC in decades, I recall their chicken not being that bad. Their side dishes, on the other hand, were awful. No idea how they are now.

Like a number of people who commented above, I was trying to make some connection between this and the food delivery services like Door Dash and Uber Eats. Not sure if that’s what Bliss had in mind.

KFC is Dead…

“…a failure pile in a sadness bowl…”

Is that eagle channelling his inner seagull?

So that’s why they’re an endangered species.

Glenn Fried.

With a side of DDT gravy.

Beats the deer carcass I caught him eating.

Chickenhawk

Is he taking home dinner or delivering to someone else? I am confused. Either way, I like the art.

That’s what I’m having for thanksgiving! 8 piece bucket!