Bliss by Harry Bliss for November 29, 2024

Um…abstention?

57+ years.

Is that even possible for one person?

You didn’t learn from the first 20,955 times?

Try some Port ;-)

Try Mountain Dew or Red Bull.

Take one down and pass it around.

I’m lost. Charm for what? Abstention? Picking one he likes?

Quitting is easy. I’ve done it thousands of times.

Is there a gin fan club? I’ve never actually tried it.

I see the problem, there’s no rum on that shelf.

Buy it now before the tariffs kick in…☹️

I’ll pass on the gin, but I wouldn’t mind some vodka and whiskey.

I didn’t know that Aunty Acid had a son.

Better stock up now before tiny’s tariffs hit.

…but who’s counting?

Gin messes me up. Tanqueray and I’m hugging the porcelain queen.

I dont know why its called sloe gin, it came back up pretty fast for me!

Lush!

Get the good stuff, it’s a short life; taste the fruits, share a smile and always say please and thank you.

“Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin… could have been the 3, or 4 six packs, I don’t know but look at the mess I’m in. My heads like a football, I think I’m gonna die! Tell me me, oh me, oh my, wasn’t that a party?!”